3.19.2007

50-50 Ball: Why Watch MLS?


A user over on Bigsoccer a user by the name of "Shopping Cart Man" has posed the above question this a.m. Now I would think that the homeless would have more pressing issues to deal with like finding new ways to intimidate people into giving them money but what do I know?

It's a simple question with a simple answer really. Here's 2 scenarios, which would you prefer?

  • You could be in a committed long distance relationship with a really hot Spanish chick that you where introduced to when you were an exchange student. Best sex you ever had, but aside from maybe you going to see her once every few years or her stopping to see you when she comes through the States occasionally for work, your relationship is limited to early a.m. phone sex (due to the timezones) on the weekends.

  • You could be in a relationship with a local woman who is attractive for sure, but no supermodel (although she appears to be maturing gracefully). Not only do you see her regularly, but you know her family, friends and have a fairly normal relationship. Although she is no pornstar, you do get to sleep with her on a regular basis.

The choice is yours, homey.

Download: Black Sheep "The Choice is Yours (You Could Get With This or You Could Get With That)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice analogy. better song.

SF said...

Dude, if only Black Sheep could have been consistent. Whne they were good, they were unfuckwithible. When they were off...

BC said...

Maaaaannn.... back on the scene, crispy and clean..... alittle Similak Child....Gimme the finger.... that's good for the kids righ there

They ain't no Tribe or De La, but consistency is not something most hip hop artists are known for..... droppin' some good stuff and then fading into relative obscurity while bitchin' about stufff....now that's what I'm talkin' about

mosler said...

It really doesn't have to be one or the other. I imagine that most MLS fans also enjoy catching what euro games they can find time to watch on the tv.

And you won't even get in trouble for cheating :-)