Advice for the young; avoid the aged.
Hey Australia, it's us your long lost uncle from North America. Oh come on you remember me, the loud, heavy one once removed on the Commonwealth side. I know we haven't spoken in a while, what with Michael Hutchence and The Croc Hunter being dead and all now but I wanted to give you a bit of advice.
See your old Uncle Sam has been around the block just a little while longer than you and has played the game before. I know it's tempting to grab an older, experienced European player when they present themselves but you can't just grab the first geriatric in a pair of Predators that comes along. Especially one that is 41 years old and has an agent that comes across as being greedy enough to steal his own heart.
And Saudi Arabia we didn't forget about you either. But you'll never listen to us and that's fine. Let me know how Figo works out for you this season and when Jorgetti will be back to "finish what he started" at Al-Ittihad