"The Alien Bride" arrived at LAX yesterday. Paparazzi heads exploded.
From todays' New York Post
"Though the couple has not publicly mentioned the controversial religion, Posh reportedly has accepted church literature from her new friends.
And she is lined up to play an alien bride in "The Thetan," a Cruise-backed movie about an immortal spiritual being Scientologists believe is present in all humans."
No one would ever mistake the Post for a quality news source but even by their Gary Coleman-low standards this is just so.....well, British. I wonder if they'll add a "Page 3 girl" to complete their transformation into The Sun.
Read the entire piece after the jump but as much as I wish this were true I highly doubt it. Can you imagine the bat-shit craziness that would come out of Cruise's mouth while promoting a movie called "The Thetan"? Jesus! The really weird thing is that she would require minimal makeup to play the role.
New York Post's latest piece of garbage.
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